No one ever realized that they're already dead. By the time you realize, you'll be dead too.

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

If our asscheeks were split horizontally our asses would clap while running or going down the stairs. Think about that.

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kitty-park:

shade-shypervert:

"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"

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OMGF

I WANT THIS TEXTURE PACK

(via mylifeasasandwich)

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like
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commanderabutt:

the amount of posts on this site that are like “ALL GIRLS HOT MOST BOYS UGLY” is disgusting and if you reblog any of them without any sort of commentary never ever claim yourself to be a proponent of body positivity or anything like it 

(via kodelaine)

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manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

(Source: glitchsharks, via leadhooves)

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gameofchrons:

you can take your dog with you anywhere as long as you wear sunglasses and bump into everything 

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via cyberfricking)

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