No one ever realized that they're already dead. By the time you realize, you'll be dead too.

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

(via ruinedchildhood)

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via fallinginlove-alone)

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zoe-fuentes:

pocketmew:

sakimichan:

fuckyeahtokyoghoul:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

holy shot i hope this works!!

LETS DO THISSSS !

COOL August finally has something interesting about it! >w<

Lol its a month with a perfect weekend spread. Would definitely be nice if that money thing is true too

My friend gave me a dollar for tacos. I’m rich with tacos now.
ratchetmessreturns:

When bae brags she can cook and you realize there’s a problem when you come into the kitchen and see her cleaning chicken like this
  • Bad guy: *beats up naruto*
  • Bad guy: its over for you. you cant stand anymore. that should have put you out for weeks.
  • naruto: *slowly stands up*
  • Bad guy: holy shit? how is he doing that
  • naruto: im going to be hokage
  • Bad guy: Holy shit! I cant believe it. how is he doing this, he should be out cold right now. what is this feeling? What is this
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iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via nonsensicalsuppynonsense)

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